Quotes

"It is not in the stars that hold our destiny but in ourselves."

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

JUST

Found this. A pic of my room, taken ages ago. Messyness. And kidlike no? I didn't take a picture of my bed cause there's lots of teddies and dolls above it. :/ haha..

I came across this in college posted on the board. I thought it was sorta inspiring and motivating. So I took picture of them. Here :) :


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On an entirely different note..I came across this facebook like :


It got crowded in heaven so, for one day and one day only, it was decided to only accept people who had a really bad day on the day that they died.

St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died."
The man said "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so i came home early to catch her in the act. I searched all over the apartment bu i couldn't find the other man anywhere. So i went out to the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer and started hitting his hands. He fell, but he landed in some bushes. So, i went back inside and got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, of which i died from."

St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he allowed the man into heaven. He then asked the next man in the line about the day he died.

"Well sir, it was awful", said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab on to the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac with a hammer came out and started pounding on my fingers. Luckily i landed in some bushes. But then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"

St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job. "Tell me about the day you died" he said the the third man in the line.

"Well, picture this, i'm naked hiding inside a refrigerator..."

hahahahahaha :D Okay it's kinda lame but they're all so cute! :) hahahahahahahaha :D

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